You’ve been through hell and back. You are a survivor, and you are so god damn brave. Anyone who tries to invalidate your pain by saying someone else “has it worse” can literally go fuck themselves.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
when mom walks in and asks if you’re sending nudes to Russia
Best turn out eeeever
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
I HAVE A PROBLEM. A MANY-TENTACLED PROBLEM.
Do I even need to tag this, Sam?
THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM IS CALLED LOKTOPUS
i think breasts are great and as a lesbian they are something i find attractive
i don’t see a breastfeeding mother or a woman simply walking around and existing and having breasts as sexual????
idk men are fucking creeps basically
What have you done. My tear ducts
Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape!
Future designer for sure.
oh my god, how fucking cute eeeeee
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
- If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
- If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
- If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid
- If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer.
- If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE
And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.
You really can’t fucking win with some people
North Korea gives mothers paid leave. North Korea. NORTH KOREA. NORTH KOREA!!!!And America doesn’t!