Babbles and OOOOHS and AAAAAHS Sasha encounters.
The amount of stimulation and sexual frustration built up today is ridiculous

itchy-butthole:

Folsom, you fucking cocktease

AGREEEEEED.

Jesus fuck.

memespice:

chasingplotswithyou:

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THE BABY
THAT BABY IS GONNA GROW UP W/ AN EXTRA STELLAR KNOWLEDGE OF MEMES
NONE OF US WILL EVER KNOW THIS POWER

I love this. wow

notenoughpinks:

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

Sun parakeets are the best I love them

fortuneofnickels:

toxic-piss:

goatslayer666:

strugglefuck:

So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory

HAIL VULVATRON!

there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them

I don’t know, almost every single response I’ve seen about this news has been nothing but positive and everyone is stoked about GWAR continuing on.

This is fucking awesome, though.

 I love the transition from normal selfie, to squirting blood out of her tits XD

archaical:

Every so often I try to share a raw vs edit image, to show people that it is a large part of what I do. a lot of people have this vendetta against photoshop, and understandably so, but even in the beginning of photography, there was 2 parts, the shooting, and then the processing in the dark room, both are opportunities to experiment and be unique, and in the digital age, photoshop is the dark room. And on the beauty standard note of this topic, photoshop is not the problem, the problem is dishonesty about its use. Go ahead and use it, enjoy it, experiment! but if we are as honest about photoshop as we are about make-up, the photography world would be a better place.

archaical:

Every so often I try to share a raw vs edit image, to show people that it is a large part of what I do. a lot of people have this vendetta against photoshop, and understandably so, but even in the beginning of photography, there was 2 parts, the shooting, and then the processing in the dark room, both are opportunities to experiment and be unique, and in the digital age, photoshop is the dark room. And on the beauty standard note of this topic, photoshop is not the problem, the problem is dishonesty about its use. Go ahead and use it, enjoy it, experiment! but if we are as honest about photoshop as we are about make-up, the photography world would be a better place.

ashtrayheart-ashtrayarts:

Photo: Heiner Seemann / GrautonStudio

Fashion: Morgaine La Chatte

Model, hair, make up: Model Ashtrayheart https://www.facebook.com/pages/Model-Ashtrayheart/208419345860917

candydrip:

Sneak peak shots of our space queen/showgirl shoot in Germany

Photography: Eric Condette Photography Model: Livia Piot Headdress by: Posh Fairytale Couture Silicone infused clothing by: candydrip MUA: Annamária Wieszt Visagistin Assistent: Ni Na

zoetica:

Two years ago, a strange tag appeared on Zoetica’s tumblr, accompanying glimpses of ink drawings. It read: Alien Botany. Rendered in nearly-microscopic detail, these large-scale illustrations show tendrils, seeds, scales, pores – all manner of detail and texture belonging to unfamiliar organisms, part plant, part animal. - Haute Macabre, Zoetica Ebb Launches Alien Botany.

The Alien Botany wearable art collection is available for pre-order until June 30.

Photos by Brent Liederitz.

sirensongfashion:

Michael Cinco Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2013/2014 at Fashion Forward, Dubai

ohmyyyyyy

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

ohlordohlordohlord

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

theworldtheuniverse:

Moschino Spring/Summer 2015 inspired looks by Barbie

dustcakeboy:

Charlotte Free
Moschino Spring Summer 2015 Ready-To-Wear

Moschino Spring/Summer 2015 by Jeremy Scott

This goddamn screams Jeremy Scott from the rooftops and beyond.