I’ve been at this pageant for three hours now. Someone shoot me
Dear fuck, its a madhouse in here.
I love my family, I do…but…
Not only is my little sister just incompetent and soooo not made to be a pageant girl, but my parents are exploding with fury everywhere, while I’m just picking up after everybody and trying to do homework.
Help me ;-;
Can we please just get this whole packing and moving deal over with, and can i just be typing this from a new nice apartment, please?
That would be great <3
Also, I actually like living here for the most part, great location, I like my housemate and landlady…just goddamn the mold/mildew problem ;-;
- Lesley of XOJane in “DO WE REALLY WANT TO SEE “REAL” WOMEN?
Also, labia bleaching is a thing as well as anal bleaching now? D:
Dear fuck, why ;-;
“And if you ask me why I have said tendencies, I won’t have a clear, salient answer for you. My best guess is that it’s a remnant of PTRD — Post-Traumatic Relationship Disorder — that I suffered in my early 20s. You know, when you date the asshole boyfriends who don’t compliment you enough, make more than a few uncomfortable comments about other women, and otherwise go out of their way to make you jealous.
But of course, you’re only 22 and this is your first real boyfriend and on Mondays and Wednesdays he promises to marry you, plus he calls you crazy when you bring it up, so you don’t say anything at all. Or was that just me?
The most annoying part? It’s knowing that these Mean Girl feelings are insane — that they’re more a result of some ridiculous conditioning that pits women against one another, and not actually based in any kind of reality. I know intellectually that women aren’t these catty, competitive beings whose only mission is to steal men from each other, as if: 1) men are territories we’ve planted flags on in the first place, and: 2) we don’t have better things to do. Which is why when I find myself wanting to Hulk smash another woman for simply admiring my significant other, I’m left feeling silly, conflicted and just plain stupid.”
From XoJanes’ ”I’m too jealous to upgrade my boyfriend’s wardrobe”
I’m so exhausted from all this packing and house hunting and homework and little sleep >.<
Also, I love how I have a bottle of Disaronno and a bag of warheads and jolly ranchers here @_@